Me: There’s a cop up ahead, you ought to slow down.
Me: The guy in front of the person in front of you is turning left – you might want to change lanes. Or at least slow down.
(That slow down thing? It’s called a theme regarding our car-conversations.)
Husband: Yeah, I can see that. OK, thank you.
(A moment of silence while I watch with my eagle eye for the next bit of driving advice I can impart to his willing ears.)
Husband: I’m so grateful for your help. It’s a wonder I don’t drive straight into a brick wall when you’re not in the car with me.