Fat Chance
A few months ago, I got an email from my old boss. He ranks pretty high up there on the boss-scale and I miss him dearly, but we keep in touch via email and even on Facebook. He asked me “Why are all of your Facebook posts about food?” Now, I know he was teasing [...]
You know the rules – you check in here every night when the street lights come on! You’ve had us worried sick. I was calling hospitals, checking with the DMV on accidents reported. This is NOT acceptable!! (Do you see what I just did there? I totally used a psychological device to turn the whole [...]
Continue reading about And where the HELL have you been, young lady?
I’m going to see my primary care physician tomorrow. I’m not looking forward to it. I think he’s going to want to have a stern word with me. I think I’m going to get the raised eyebrow of doctorly judgment. I think he might tell me NO. I would totally put up with the stern [...]
Continue reading about Whereby I tried to fanagle speed over the internet from my doctor

Recent Comment Drivel