This is the tale of two dresses. Actually, no, wait. It’s the tale of three dresses. (OK, now that I’ve mostly finished writing this, it really ends up being the tale of four dresses. But four is my limit. I commit to you, I shan’t write a fifth dress into this. You have my word.) [...]
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I told you yesterday that I can do jazz hands. You’re probably thinking “Who cares? What kind of stupid talent is jazz hands? How many ads can you find on Monster.com where people are seeking to hire those who can do jazz hands?” Probably none, I’ll give you that. The thing is, I bring a [...]
You people are making me nervous! You – yes, you! All you gazillions of visitors clicking over here from that other place. What’s your deal? What is drawing you here? And once you’re here, what the hell are you looking for? Huh?? IF YOU WON’T TELL ME, HOW CAN I MEET YOUR NEEDS? Alright, so [...]
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