Nothing to See Here…

So much to catch up on.  I have 12 minutes before the pizza gets delivered so let me try to write a summary –

1. Went away after Thanksgiving to Kansas City.
2. Long drive, no one puked!  Good trip.
3. Water park, kids running all over, loud.  No rest for the weary.
4. Went for massage.  DO NOT GET the deep tissue massage!  REPEAT: save your money and let your spouse pummel you with a baseball bat instead.  You heard it here first.
5. Baby bits fell off hotel bed, took her to hospital for suspected broken arm.  Xray process broke her spirit and injured her lungs but arm is fine.
6. Drove home.
7. Got up at the buttcrack of dawn and left for London.
8. No internet in damn converted abbey hotel.  Room slightly larger than my closet.
9. Left Thursday to come home but HA!  HAHA!  Ice storm in St. Louis, flights cancelled.
10. Spent night in Chicago.
11. Spent following day in Chicago airport (fun!)
12. Finally got on a flight late Friday evening.
13. Luggage didn’t make the flight.
14. Took shuttle to parked car - not covered parking!  2″ of ice!  No scraper!  No coat (in luggage that didn’t arrive)!  No gloves!  NO SENSE OF HUMOR. 
15. After 90 minute thaw process, left airport parking and headed home.  But no, not HOME because there was no power (see ice storm in #9).  Went to parents house.
16. Slept at parents and came home (power back!) on Saturday.
17. Still no luggage Sunday.
18. Luggage identified as being in St. Louis on Monday but didn’t make it to me.
19. Luggage finally arrived Tuesday.
20. Birth control pills in luggage - if I get pregnant (horny husband) I’m suing American Airlines.
21. Oh, and luggage?  Wheels mysteriously missing.  Hmmm…  This is a BRAND SPANKING NEW suitcase because they destroyed my Tumi.  (Tumi!!! It takes a lot to destroy a Tumi.)
22. NO MORE TRAVEL FOR 2006!!!
23. Gotta go - pizza guy at the door.

Did you miss me?  I’m still trying to claw my way out of my funk.  I have my SLEEP STUDY next week!!!  Tuesday, maybe I’ll have a tool to help me not be so damn tired all the time.  I cannot wait!

This morning, I had a little break-down over slippers.  Yes, you read that right - slippers.  No time to explain, there is pizza to be had. 

Later, gaters….