Mar 14 2008
Ice Scream
What could be better than getting free tickets to take your children to see a show with some of their most beloved characters and music?
Oh, I know! I know! Pick me! (Raises hand.)
Getting free tickets to take your children to see a show with some of their most beloved characters and music ON ICE!
Yes, my friends, it was High School Musical ON ICE! Fill up your Zack Efron backpack with ear plugs and load the kiddies into the minivan!
Is there anything that cannot be presented On Ice! these days? I mean, really. Does Disney have such market presence that they can just parade out anything on ice skates and make a killing on the merchandise? I think the answer to that is, clearly, yes. If they have any brains at all, they will exploit the hell out of this before the strange phenomenon ends.
I can see the billboards now:
Hannah Montana Starts Her Period ON ICE!
Zack and Cody Get Long Overdue Haircuts ON ICE!
Cory In the House Finds Out He’s Not Funny ON ICE!
Too bad Drake and Josh are on Nickelodeon, because I was really looking forward to:
Drake and Josh Make a JustLinda Sandwich ON ICE!
Next week I’m out of town all week, and I’ve been busy as a mo-fo so there have been few updates and lots of disturbing dreams for me lately. I’m tired. Deja vu, man, deja vu.
Therefore, you can expect one more rather boring and anti-climatic production next week:
Linda’s Blog ON ICE!
Hopefully it will keep until I get back. There is, however, always the chance that I will drink 21 cups of coffee in a hotel that has free wireless and I’ll come here so you fine people can talk me down from the Corporate Ledge.
Stay tuned!
My husband got so dazzled by Disney on Ice: Princess Dreams that he wanted to relocate our family to Vegas, so we could see great shows every day of the week. He and my daughter were completely enchanted with the show!???
I had expected a lot more eye-rolling… so now I am inordinately fascinated with the ice shows, particularly your blog on ice! That would be awesome! Will there be fire and dragons, like the princess show?