Nothing to See Here…

My husband called me from work the other day.

Him:  You know, I had a thought.  A huge thought.

Me:  I’m all ears, I can hardly wait to hear it.

Him:  I was thinking it’s the word JOB that makes women avoid the blow-jobs.  The wording makes it sound like hard work, not the fun, fun time it really is. 

Me:  Um, okay.

Him:  I think we should start calling them blow-parties instead of blow-jobs.  I think that would go over better.

Me:  {Blink}

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Come to bed, honey!  It’s time for our blow-party!!

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OK, I gotta run.  But I’ll leave you with this:

I think this is going to catch on.  Of course, I giggle like crazy every time he says it but when he makes me laugh like that, it makes me feel that much more close to him which makes a blow-party a lot more likely, huh?

So what do you say - do you want to help my husband change the sexual lexicon around fellatio?  (I’m just imagining the blog hits I’m going to get after this post!)

Happy Independence Day to my American friends!  Happy Canada Day to my friends up north!  If you feel so inclined, later after the beer and barbecue, celebrate it with your honey by having a blow-party in the bedroom.