Dec 06 2006
And, who are you again???
So much to catch up on. I have 12 minutes before the pizza gets delivered so let me try to write a summary –
- Went away after Thanksgiving to Kansas City.
- Long drive, no one puked! Good trip.
- Water park, kids running all over, loud. No rest for the weary.
- Went for massage. DO NOT GET the deep tissue massage! REPEAT: save your money and let your spouse pummel you with a baseball bat instead. You heard it here first.
- Baby bits fell off hotel bed, took her to hospital for suspected broken arm. Xray process broke her spirit and injured her lungs but arm is fine.
- Drove home.
- Got up at the buttcrack of dawn and left for London.
- No internet in damn converted abbey hotel. Room slightly larger than my closet.
- Left Thursday to come home but HA! HAHA! Ice storm in St. Louis, flights cancelled.
- Spent night in Chicago.
- Spent following day in Chicago airport (fun!)
- Finally got on a flight late Friday evening.
- Luggage didn’t make the flight.
- Took shuttle to parked car - not covered parking! 2″ of ice! No scraper! No coat (in luggage that didn’t arrive)! No gloves! NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
- After 90 minute thaw process, left airport parking and headed home. But no, not HOME because there was no power (see ice storm in #9). Went to parents house.
- Slept at parents and came home (power back!) on Saturday.
- Still no luggage Sunday.
- Luggage identified as being in St. Louis on Monday but didn’t make it to me.
- Luggage finally arrived Tuesday.
- Birth control pills in luggage - if I get pregnant (horny husband) I’m suing American Airlines.
- Oh, and luggage? Wheels mysteriously missing. Hmmm… This is a BRAND SPANKING NEW suitcase because they destroyed my Tumi. (Tumi!!! It takes a lot to destroy a Tumi.)
- NO MORE TRAVEL FOR 2006!!!
- Gotta go - pizza guy at the door.
Did you miss me? I’m still trying to claw my way out of my funk. I have my SLEEP STUDY next week!!! Tuesday, maybe I’ll have a tool to help me not be so damn tired all the time. I cannot wait!
This morning, I had a little break-down over slippers. Yes, you read that right - slippers. No time to explain, there is pizza to be had.
Later, gaters….
Ohh dear, what a rough home coming. You have indeed been missed.
I’ve been missing your updates. I’m still thinking you need to go get an IUD. No remembering anything, just roll over and go back to sleep after he’s done.
Glad you’re back! Really interested to hear about that slipper incident…
Welcome home! Just look at those pictures of your beautiful daughters again and take deep breaths. It’ll be fine eventually.
Of course you have been missed. Who else can write as good as you, besides my sister Http://www.looseleafnotes.com
Welcome home!
I had a sleep study yesterday..nope I don’t breathe right. Gotta get a cpap! And they convince me I’ll feel like a million bucks!
I see that you’ve made the papers, Linda. (Well, at least the local alternative weekly paper.) “Nothing to see here” was chosen as the local “blog o’ the week” at The Riverfront Times. Here’s a link:
http://www.riverfronttimes.com/Issues/2006-12-13/news/unreal_2.html