Nov 22 2006
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all…
I’ve been a suck-ass blogger lately but frankly you should thank me ’cause the whiny drivel I would be writing if I was writing would suck eggs. So let me get my head on straight and I’ll be back soon. Still working through this funk I’ve been in. I might go to the doctor and ask for some happy-skinny-horny pills! Did you know they made those? Wooot - I’m going to be happy and skinny and horny!! Or, maybe, at least I’ll be happier, skinnier, and hornier. Right?
I was in New York all last week. Here we are having a holiday week and the family is going away for a three day weekend. Of course, I feel myself getting sick today… I’m cold and clammy and shivering and feverish and my tummy hurts. Wah. It’ll be a grand holiday weekend, right? Then I come home Sunday night and leave at the crack of dawn Monday morning for a week in London. In the meantime, my marriage and household is falling apart (where are those happy-skinny-horny pills? RUSH ORDER, please!)
But I’ll be back… NO travel in December and I’m taking some time off at the end of the year. And by then I’ll be happy and skinny and horny - be sure to come back because I think that I might even be FUNNY too!!
Here’s hoping all my fellow Americans have a great holiday weekend! And for the rest of y’all (do you like how I’ve picked up this southern drawl thing?) go eat some turkey and mashed potatoes anyway. OK?
Peace, out.
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