May 09 2006
Tell me again how great marriage is?
Overheard at my house, last Thursday:
Me, entering through bedroom door: “Hurry! Put on channel 5 - ER started already.”
Him, sulking while he puts it on channel 5.
Me: “What’s your problem?”
Him: “Well, I was hoping to GET SOME tonight and if you watch TV, you’ll get tired and want to fall asleep.”
Me: “You GOT SOME last night.”
Him: “Yeah, it was so awesome, I wanted even more tonight.”
Me: “Geez, Bill, there is really only ONE TV show that I watch regularly and it’s ER. Cut me some slack.”
Him: “That’s not true.”
Me (getting irritated): “What the fuck do you mean, that’s not true?”
Him: “Earlier, when the kids were still awake, you watched Sponge Bob. You watch Sponge Bob al the time.”
Seriously, I should have just held a pillow over his head, right?
