Jan 31 2006
Tequila makes her clothes fall off…
I’m a rock-n-roll girl, always have been (although my sister did drag me to Niel Diamond and while I appreciated being the among the youngest in the venue, I still can’t believe I’m telling the entire internet I saw freaking Niel Diamond).
Today, though, I got into the minivan (we avoid driving it at all costs, you know, because of the french fries). The first clue that my 20-year-old was the last to drive it was the fact that the driver’s seat was wedged up against the steering wheel so closely that only Kate Moss and my daughter, Amber, could possibly have fit between the two.
After I moved the seat back and started the car, the 2nd clue was obvious - the stereo was tuned to COUNTRY. Now, neither my husband nor I listen to country music so this had Amber’s fingerprints all over it.
For some reason, I didn’t change the station right away. And in the end, I’m glad. Because the next song that came on had me rolling… I might even switch to country if this is the sort of thing they are peddling these days.
I Googled the lyrics - it’s a song by Joe Nichols (never heard of him… he and Geddy Lee probably don’t meet at the pub for a few cold ones, I’m guessing).
She said I’m going out with my girlfriends for
Margaritas at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks whats wrong
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the dj puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off
She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
She don’t mean nothing
She’s just havin fun
Tomorrow she’ll say oh how have I done
friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
I’ve always wanted to be one of those chicks who gets all liquored up and wildly uninhibited. Unfortunately, I seem to go from sober to puking and passed out with no inbetween. I don’t think I’ve ever had a hangover. I don’t have any “Oh my god, what the fuck did I do last night?” mornings. No black outs. No waking up in some strange place with some strange person.
What am I doing wrong???
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