Jan 15 2006
My Blog, My Blog… why have you forsaken me?
I was gone for a week with little to no access to the ‘net and my blog stats dropped like freaking rocks.
It was national blog Delurk Week and I can’t seem to draw out a comment to save my life. Shall I talk about my boobs again? Boob posts always seem to do pretty well! What’s a girl gotta do? Here I strung up all these Delurking Week lights and decorations. I baked Delurking Week cookies and spent weeks shopping for JUST the right Delurking Week gifts. My Delurking Week card list was exhaustive and I even went to the post office to buy those really endearing Delurking Week stamps they have this time of year.
Man, it’s really a lot of stress getting ready for Delurking Week. But when you see the JOY in the faces of the children, well, it’s just all worth it. If you don’t celebrate Delurking Week, please don’t take offense… I don’t mean to exclude anyone. Just to be all-inclusive, let me just frame it like this: Happy Blogidays!
I got an adorable pair of earrings and a digital Soduku thingie. I was hoping for the big Hamilton Beach deluxe mixer (wouldn’t Delurking Week cookies be MUCH easier if one of those beasts could be used to mix up the dough?) but, alas, I didn’t get it… maybe next year.
Anyway, Merry Delurking Week and Happy Blogidays to all of you readers out there. I’m so sorry about all of your broken fingers. It truly makes me sad to think of what heinous thing could have happened for so many of my readers to get so many fingers broken all at the same time that none of them was able to comment. I tear up just thinking about it. I hope you all heal quickly!
Oh, and remember — dispose of your Delurking Tree in an environmentally responsible way!
