Oct 03 2005
Now I know how a Playboy Centerfold feels…
My boobies on display for the whole world to see!!
You haven’t visited yet? Oh, you must go see - boobies galore! And mine - right there for everyone to see!
Which ones are mine, you ask? (let’s pretend you did, OK?) Yes, of course I’ll tell you. You know how you were looking on the main pictures page and scrolling and drooling and drooling and scrolling and then - BAM - you saw a picture that TOOK YOUR BREATH AWAY? Yep, those were MINE. I’m very proud of them, thank you. Feel free to go back and enjoy them as often as you’d like (for the low, low donation prices of $5.00 a peek, that breaks down to a mere $2.50 per boob - a bargain really for how sublime they are, wouldn’t you say?)
So I was telling my husband about the boobiethon since he is the biggest fan of boobies that I have ever met. Ever. He didn’t seem impressed.
Husband: Boobies on the Internet? Stop the presses! This is news! {dripping sarcasm}
Me: But you’re missing the unique opportunity to gape and drool and DONATE so that you can walk away playing the role of upstanding, proper (and generous) citizen rather than the lecherous pervert role you normally play.
Husband: But I am a lecherous pervert.
Me: Well, they let lecherous perverts donate, too. You’re golden.
(I think I talked him into it, not that it matters because I’m quite the fan of boobies myself and, well, all of you ladies who submitted photos?? YOU LOOK MAHVELOUS!)
